he's not joking. he will.
God help this sweet kitten
And finally, Exhibit C:
isopod got your tongue?
Yes, folks. That's an isopod living in the mouth of a fish! This isn't the first time we've met a parasitic isopod. Remember the hyperparasite that lives on rhizocephalans that are themselves parasitizing crabs? They're awesome in the 'karma' sense, but that's about it.
Back to the tongue-eating isopod, my sister sent me an informative video about Cymothoa exigua:
That almost makes them seem endearing, but don't let the little cartoons fool you! They will eat your soul!!!